The final straw for Coach Bell was an embarrassing loss to his hated arch rival, the Goodview Pretty Boys. The Pretty Boys had never before been victorious against the Soup Can, but outscored the Soup in nearly every position on the field. Danneker caused a stir when he continued to go for it on Fourth Down, when up by over 20 points in the fourth quarter. This infuriated Coach Bell, who turned to the crowd and told everyone to go home. Everyone. The crowd, reporters, concessionaires, his assistant coaches...everyone was sent home with 10 minutes to play. Only Bell, his dog Lucky, and the Pretty Boy staff and players remained.
"I wish Bell well," Danneker said after the game, "But I will not apologize for allegedly 'running up the score'. If Bell didn't like it, he should have stopped us. Like one of my old college professors would say 'Stop Him. Stop Him. Dammit Chris."
The Soup Can already have been in contact with replacement options, but two front runners have emerged. Dennis Green and Donovan McNabb's Mom, Wilma McNabb. Green has gone 6-8 in the United Football League, but has won the UFL Fantasy Football league both season's. McNabb is known for her insightful football blog with such in-depth reporting as:
My son is still a bad maama Jamma.
Shut your mouth!
I'm talking about QB DONOVAN McNabb.
Hope you can dig it!
Look for more information on her at: http://mamamcnabb.blogspot.com/
Coach Bell so far has refused to comment. More details will emerge overnight, but it is rumored Coach Bell may be joining the staff of the Rainier Felons. He and Coach Harber have long been coaching allies, and Coach Bell is rumored to be dating an intern on the Felons staff.
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