The Pretty Boys hate going to the State Pen to play the Felons.
"First of all, hindsight being 20/20, we should have been here in time to play the first quarter," Coach Danneker said. "Last time we showed up on time, our wives were fondled, our wallets stolen, and our players pelted with soap-on-a-rope. No way were we showing up before we absolutely had to."
The Pretty Boys arrived at the State Pen in the second quarter of the game, and found themselves down by 15.5 points.
"Dammit. How did we only score 15.5 when they weren't even here. We need to catch the ball better when there is no defense. Find our rythm. We kept thinking they would show up mid-play, so we would audible out of our plays, and just take a knee," Harber exclaimed from the warden's office above the field.
Maybe the pretty boys shouldn't have shown up at all. The Felons scored 111.5 points once they did...or an average of just over 37 points each quarter.
"I can't explain why we were twice as good once they showed up," Harber said, "But we are sure glad they did. The State Pen can always use a few more Pretty Boys. They bring out the best in us!"
The Felons had their way with the Pretty Boys on Offense and Defense, top and bottom, pitching and catching. The Pretty Boys did outperform the Felons in the kicking game...but Pretty Boy Billy Cundiff couldn't score enough to make up the difference.
The Felons will steal a bus and travel to Woodinville in week 2 to play the upstart K-911s. The Pretty Boys will redo their make-up and head out to play the Fighting Freemasons.
OTHER WEEK 1 HAPPENINGS
K-911S 136 vs. MANTI 113
The Manti surprisingly put a full squad together...and still came up short. The K-911s followed LeSean McCoy's 25 pts to a victory. Several people believed the K-911s may have made a mistake when trading QB Phillip Rivers for McCoy, but coach Lou Olsen has erased all doubts. Kevin Kolb started his first game as a signal caller for the K-911s, and promptly put up 19 pts. The K-911s with solid QB play could make them a favorite in the Queen Anne Division
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These rivalry games always go down to the wire. The Soup Can ran out to a lead in the 3rd quarter, and held on for dear life as Freemason QB Tom Brady went to work. Brady put up 34 points, to lead all scorers, but the Soup Can defense was simply too much for the Freemasons to take. The Soup Can defense, nicknamed the Cream of Mushroom, put up 60.5 points in the game. Those points proved to be the difference.
HURRICANES 147 vs. COUNSELOR 112
The Hurricanes smashed the Counselor. The Counselor tried, but not hard enough. No one was surprised by this result.
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