Pretty Boys Tripped Up By Freemasons, Fall On Defeat (the feet, get it)

Magnolia, WA- In what was thought to be one of the great contests of week 2, the undefeated Freemasons made quick and mysterious work of the Pretty Boys of Goodview.

When asked how many losses Goodview had Danneker responds, "Two. Jackass."

The Freemasons jumped out to a quick lead behind their ferocious defense.  Coach Shawn Belyea reached into his bat box and brought all the herbs of great defense: Pressure, Sacks, and Turnovers.  The Freemasons had five sacks on the day to go along with 3 forced fumbles and one interception.  Belyea's defense put up 53 points in comparison to the Pretty Boys 35.5.

"You have reached the voicemail of Shawn Belyea," Belyea responded when called about the game.

The Pretty Boys made a charge in the second half of the game behind big plays from Knowshon Moreno (17 points) and Dallas Clark (14 points), and closed the gap to single-digits.  But Shawn Belyea got creative with his play selection and started lining up in the victory formation with 11 minutes left.  The Freemasons punted the ball 6 times (each after 3 kneel downs) in the fourth quarter...but the Pretty Boys could not solve the Freemason defense.

The apoplectic Pretty Boy leader, Trick Danneker, took the podium after the game:

"The Freemasons are what we thought they were. Th-they're what we thought they were. We played them in preseason. I mean, who the hell takes the third game of the preseason like it's bullshit? Bullshit! We played them in the third game, everybody played three quarters... the FREEMASONS are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field! Now, *hits microphone* if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But, they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"

Danneker walked off the podium and out of the room...leaving all dignity and happiness behind.

The Pretty Boys (0-2) head home to The Runway Stadium to host the upstart Wodinville K-911s (1-1).  The Freemasons (2-0) head to Eastern Washington to tackle the Purple Hurricanes (1-1).