Woodinville, WA- After coming up empty in their previous 3 games against the Royale W/ Cheese, coach Louise Olson finally got her first victory against her division rival."It probably helped that Cam was in South America," she (Olsen) said, "It is A LOT easier to beat a team that has a coach that doesn't even show up for the game. Thank you Cam, Thank you."
Coach Louise should be thanking his scouting department for drafting RB Arian Foster. Foster scored 41 points in his Seattle Blue Ribbon League debut.
"It was hot," Foster was quoted as saying, "And it was hot to not be in an ambulance. Real Hot."
Foster was well spoken for his backwoods Tennesseee degree. And he was astute to notice how Coach Louise's squad avoided the Emergency Room. Not everything is peachy for the K-911s though. They got 21 points from Phillip Rivers, but only 16 points combined from the other 4 players on offense.
The Eddie Royale w/Cheese sputtered even worse on offense, scoring 42 points as an ENTIRE offense. Coach Robertson, widely considered the greatest coach in Seattle Blue Ribbon League history to never win a title, was so upset with his players he refused to return to coach the game. "I am not going to show my face with those horrible excuses for football players, " the coach said, "Call me if they ever get good."
Things won't get any easier for the Royale w/ Cheese (0-1), as they have to travel to Mount Baker and face the aggitated Soup Can (0-1). Meanwhile, the K-911s (1-0) shove off to face the R. Fluffernutter (1-0) who look to extend their winning streak to 2.
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